i’m POWERFUL (a.k.a genius khan)
and she’s AWESOME (a.k.a luvvie)
…and when we collide it’s POWERFULANDAWESOME! [dotcom]
touch it, smell it, taste it, let it roll around on your tongue. mmmm invigorating, intoxicating. enough. compose yourselves!
POWERFUL is having or capable of exerting power, potent, dynamic, having much control, strong and magnetically influential. smashing now isn’t it?
(LIKE THUNDER!) POWERFULs’ thoughts roar and vibrate across the universe and echo into the future.
AWESOME is awe inspiring, magnificent, wondermous and remarkably outfu*kingstanding.
AWESOME (LIKE LIGHTNING!) cracks her sharp wit and brightens the darkness of all the heavens.
now what we do here at POWERFULANDAWESOME.COM is what the fu*k we please. …and what we are usually pleased to do, is have a nice knockdown respectful dragout conversation belligerent altercation over some of the most crucial cynical issues of our time. so once the ”The Promoter” can ”Make The Fight” Powerful and Awesome will discuss things intelligently. meet on the tarp, touch gloves and commence to administer powerful azz whipins. …and when all is said and done a committe will decide the winner of this debate BRAWL. the invisible scoring and judging committee (ISJC) will decide the winner of the BATTLE …but your voice as a participant/blogger WILL be heard so “Write On.”
let’s just keep it real, it’s WAR. like BATMAN NEEDS THE JOKER, POWERFUL AND AWESOME feed off of each other, our henchmen, haters and fans alike. leacherous huh? even so, bon apetite! we train, we fight, you jump in and we free-for-all. what could be more delectable.
whoa kemosabi’s! get a grip, before you join in the fracas, let me hip you to the riot act:
1.) we wanna be able to reach the slaves on the plantations so hedge your profanity with creative metaphors and clever mispellings. otherwise the office of standards and practices will censor ur narrow wide “azz.” we will merc you silently and place you for dead in the “slumber room.” …sleeps with the fishes.
if you don’t like what you read, do so passionately, “Write On!” you dig? apathy is the thing that chaps our entire azzes. …and if we bore you, be gone. fu*k off the site
LLLLLLET’S GET READY TO GRRUMBLEEEE!
…oh and for your entertainment pleasure but mostly ours once a week, POWERFUL AND AWESOME will “ROAST” a blog, a blogger, a celebrity, or whomever we choose in the same spirit as our fights but as a gruesome twosome tagteam united. you don’t want to miss this. run tale.
OH WAIT! we’re so fuc*ing POWERFUL AND AWESOME we’re also gonna share our critical analyses of movies so you know what’s really good when it comes to cinema. you’re welcome. stay tuned before you get your tickets or if you already did let us know what you thought. so we can roast ur opinion having azz.
…and last but not least for you bookish worms smart book readers, we also have the “Powerful & Awesome Book Club.” we’ll start out with about 1 book a month and chop it up over some of the most curious, relevant and irrelevant literary worx we can find. Dr. Suess is not out of the question. no umm um. you’ll experience in depth barely scraping the surface scrutiny of classics like Sally Dick and Jane which are fair game too. (you remember 1st grade don’t you? “See Jane run…”) …and later when u slackjawed inbreeds start walking upright we’ll move on to more comprehensive literature. maybe. we’ll be inviting laughing at the profound observations of the “intelligencia” tards and their parent text’s. hello lame-o. take notes. highly recommended and then:
call HARPO and let the cult leaders know, you’re quiting “Oprahs’ Book FAT Club” and for all you care she can jampack her muffin top and craterous azz in an XL girdle and ride on over to Steadmans’ house in the rain, and stand outside his window crying and shoveling sh*tterlings various hog parts down her chroat while he’s turning flips with the hot chick from late night T.V. (points finger) “until you do right by me Steadman…”
heh, heh, heh (inhales) whooooooo!
well let’s see, that about covers it.
“Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.” Benjamin Franklin
taze yourselves!
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