RETURN OF BLACK FRIDAY [BLACK FRIDAY II]

Black Muthafluckin Friday, again.
 
pay right here.
 
twitter me this.  if i shat in your hand and told you it was lotion, would you moisturize with it? twitter me that. do you have a consumer fetish?
the whole commercial piece of XMAS is so conditioned into the psyche of many people that they have a guilt complex about not spending money they don’t have, forsaking [...]

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Missing Powerful

Sing to the tune of John Legend’s “Where Did my Baby Go”
Where did my Khannie go?
I wonder where he ran off to
I miss my Khannie so
I’m calling but I can’t get through
Please tell that dude if you see him
Awesome’s longing to see him
Where did my Khannie go?
I wish that he would get back soon (get [...]

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For He’s A Jolly Hood Fellow!

 

LIFELIKE motion pictures
in the year of our Lord, 12-08-08.
…and although every day is my day. yes.
circle the airplanes overhead.
21 gun salute!
we wanna thank him, some want to spank him, some just wanna be spanked by him.
…and others well: fukem and feedem cake. 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the JOLLY HOOD FELLOW HIMSELF genius khan!
yep i’m feeling pretty amazingly frickin [...]

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XMAS Wept

So I was minding my own business when I got an email from my buddy, Christmas. It was quite melancholy.
From: ChristMas
To: Aweome Luvvie
Subject: They cut me REAL deep
Hey Luvvie. I’m real hurt right about now. I was perusing the intranets and you know I had to check Powerfulandawesome. Well, I’ll be damned if I ain’t [...]

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THE ROAST! “XMAS”

Welcome dickwads from across the internet I am your roastmaster for the evening Seymour Cheese. We are here tonight to honor XMAS the biggest holiday in the United States. Bringing to the stage the Sultan of Atlanta, the heir to a chimp enclosure and the mascot for the Buckhead Primates, let’s give it up for monkey, I mean MONK! 
*Monk steps to the [...]

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