THE FIGHT
“SMACK DOWN ON THE NET”
POWERFUL VS. AWESOME
THE SUBJECT
GEICO CAVEMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5JV0Fs_GE8
This fight has not been sanctioned by the Status Quo or Geico.
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For the millions reading from around the world…
Prepare to witness 5 rounds of verbal boxing
From the most anticipated match on the web…
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Coming out of the right corner AWESOME! [AGAINST]
Hailing from the left corner POWERFUL [FOR]
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At the stroke of midnight
On Friday Nov.7th 2008
In 75 words or less, the first 4 rounds
and in 17 words or less for the 5th and final round
representing the history of “open face beefs”…
Ladies and Gentleman
LEEETS GET RREADY TO GRRRUMBLLLEEEE!
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ROUND 1
AWESOME
I cannot, for the life of me, understand how the same team that brought us the Geico Gecko came up with the idea of cavemen. Yes, I get the tagline of “so easy, a caveman can do it”. But who said cavemen were dumb anyway? They DID invent the wheel, after all. Fire whoever came up with it, never mention it again.
POWERFUL
from the same team that brought you “It’s Still Tricking Even If You Got It, You Ho Girl! and Tales From A Broad” we are pleased to endorse the GeicoCaveman campaign. It’s an irresistible hunk of pound cake to Oprah’s Fat Club and more catchy than a bear traps clap.
Q: “Who said cavemen were dumb anyway?”
A: the same people who said the earth is round.
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ROUND 2
AWESOME
Usually, I don’t get the message until the 2nd or 3rd time of watching it. Could it be their creepy appearance? The Geico cavemen are so busted that I spend half the commercials distracted by their pure creepiness. Seriously, those Geico Cavemen are the subjects of nightmares. Every stereotypical feature of cavemen is exaggerated, including the overbite, the gorilla hairiness, and add to that, the wispy hair and the overly big forehead. I just can’t.
POWERFUL
drawn flush with oxymoron’s and brilliantly layered, the Geico Cavemen are throwbacks from the Paleolithic era. homo-erectus living in the newest millennium as intelligent, new-age metro-sexual, douche-bags, they’ve evolved in every way except looks. almost as if they’d say: I’M NOT A NEANDERTHAL i just look like this, Geicos’ Cavemen are the new minority group that demands attention in a sarcastic comedy of stereotypes. remove stick from ass and recall your own experiences in life’s clichés.
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ROUND 3
AWESOME
I love the Geico Gecko. and not just because he has an awesome accent. These cavemen however got their own spin off show. It pisses me off. There are hairy, funny-looking people that would love to have their own show (Robin Williams) but please not these humorless beings. Thank God it was canceled midway through the first episode but why, in the twisted hierarchy of storyboard to green lighting, did NOT ONE person say: ” this is shitty.”
POWERFUL
i can see it now, Robin Williams plays an illegal alien named Mork undercover with his live-in girlfriend Mindy in Boulder Colorado. we’ll call it Mork and Mindy. hi hater! still whining? still waiting on the “Geico Gecko” to come to a sitcom near u? …unfurl ur tongue and eat a dickk or a small roach or something.
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ROUND 4
AWESOME
They could have made the Geico cavemen more attractive, as Hollywood does in its movies (Brendan Fraser was a cute homo sapien in “Encino Man”). The Geico cavemen are so busted that I spend half the commercials distracted by their pure creepiness. Usually, I don’t get the message until the 2nd or 3rd time of watching it.
POWERFUL
you didn’t get “the message” until the 2nd or 3rd time…? that’s extra mediocre. commercials are mostly 30 seconds not 3hr documentaries, that’s why commercials run multiple times, its called frequency. since you work in marketing or perhaps any functioning retard can understand frequency. Yes? No? [dodges a slow jab, returns with crisp uppercut: touched]
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ROUND 5
AWESOME
If they wanted to show how easy Geico was, they could have said “So easy, Dubya could do it”.
POWERFUL
Geico.com “…it’s so easy a caveman could do it.”
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This is hands down some of the funniest stuff I have ever ever read.
Let the record show that I was sucker-punched by the Khan Man. I’m usually a quicker fighter. Light on my fit, sharp on my comeback.
I luv it~I luv the Geico Gecko, which reminds me I need to pay my car insurance
sup Hedo? thanks for gettin at us. tell a friend.
Pure Hilarity! Keep this sh*t coming. Luvvie and the Louis Vuitton Khan!! Two bosses on the come up!
“eat a dickk or a small roach or something. ”
That was the most funlarious thing I have ever heard… a hi-yo sing if I ever did see one…
Lise, thanks for checking in. glad ur here.
a.k.a. hustle simmons
D*Stroy a.k.a Yung $$$. good to see u here. bring a friend.
a.k.a L. Vuitton Khan
Yall have brought me joy by checking us out here. We STAN for u’s.
PBG checking in…
I must say, this is pure hilarity!! A all n’ out brawl over the those ridiculous cavemen. I honestly think their righteous indignation is just sickening. Off with their heads!!
Umm, I’m bringing a wet blanket.
I need to work at my job ppl!!!! Whyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Aside from needing to keep my job, I love you guys and IRREgardless (muahahha) of what you guys have going on in your lives, you are obligated to keep this up.
hug yourselves!
lmao..