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Archive for November, 2008

Black.

black muthafukin friday. 11-28-08
 
genius khan has left the planet.

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THANKS!

 tis the season! …i’m thanking early and often and although we should be thankful each and every hour, minute, second of the way, many of us celebrate Thanksgiving with a special addiction. Thanksgiving serves up images of feasting, promises of pies and cakes. …and not that “Steel Chef Internet” fare neither. i’m talking anything you can imagine getting your lips [...]

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welcome to  Friday folks! Khangratulations! Pop champagne, i just got censored and barred from “my first blog.” [participation experience] Heh, heh, heh, (inhales) whooooo! fuckem and feedem cake. i still love you vsb and thanks for the experience but it seemed like the same ideas, subjects and issues kept coming up. i began repeating myself caught in  a merry [...]

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reKHANize

…at the post office the other day and Lula Mae stopped me. im like: what did you say your name was again? Lula Mae, she said. [names have been changed to protect the guilty] just before this I had checked the post for a friend as I am in the custom of doing for a fee [...]

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*STEEL CHEF INTERNET*

WELCOME TO KITCHEN TABLE!

Secret Ingredients
 
Catfish – Chosen for Chef Powerful by Chef Awesome
Red Seedless Grapes – Chosen for Chef Awesome by Chef Powerful

WELCOME AGAIN FOOD FUX TO
*STEEL CHEF INTERNET*
BATTLE VEGETARIAN vs. MEATATARIAN
CHEF POWERFUL vs. CHEF AWESOME
A HISTORICAL MATCHUP!
It is time for the judges to dig in, but before we do that, let’s go [...]

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I’m AWESOME, he’s POWERFUL, but it wasn’t accidental. Dr. Seuss has been my homeboy since I was 3 with chubby cheeks. Went through that ‘Flyy Girl” phase, and here I am today. A certified nerd, speed reader, and overall Literati freak. We’d like to announce. No. PROCLAIM the founding of the Powerful & Awesome Reads [...]

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THE ROAST “DOLLAR BILL”

POWERFUL AND AWESOME HONORS

THE DOLLAR BILL
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thank you, thank you,  ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues and douchebags all over the web. i’m your Roastmaster genius khan the POWERFUL and it is a complete honor to be here with you today on the net along with my friend, our friend and Hero, Dollar Bill. our favorite roaster is on deck today Luvvie the AWESOME who [...]

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THE FIGHT

“SMACK DOWN ON THE NET”

POWERFUL VS. AWESOME

 

THE SUBJECT

GEICO CAVEMAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5JV0Fs_GE8
This fight has not been sanctioned by the Status Quo or Geico.

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For the millions reading from around the world…
Prepare to witness 5 rounds of verbal boxing
From the most anticipated match on the web…

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Coming out of the right corner AWESOME!   [AGAINST]
Hailing from the left corner POWERFUL [FOR]

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At the stroke [...]

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YES, WE DID!

We had the audacity to hope, and it was fulfilled.
History, thy name is President Barack Obama!!!

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CHANGE is Gon’ Come

“It’s been a long time coming.” Over 200 years, and here we are on the pinnacle of history. I don’t know about you but I’m half shocked and half like “it’s about time.” But I DO KNOW that I’m WHOLLY ecstatic. It is an unbelievable feeling to know that I’m living IN history. Every moment [...]

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